Donald Trump's New Year's Resolutions Revealed

did not know he had any...

10. Expand trademark empire by buying rights to 'schlong'

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9. Donate to Wounded Warriors, but only those who didn't get caught

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8. Mirror mantra: An average man takes credit where it's due. A great man takes credit where it isn't

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7. Invite Vlady to sit for a joint "the man-the myth" centaur portrait session. Send private jet. Not over Turkey

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6. Invent a board game similar to Old Maid where losers pull 'The Woman Card'

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5. Write a bestseller: I Told You: American History through the Hindsight of Donald Trump

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4. Work with developers and scale the model Mexican border Melania got me for Christmas

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3. Retweet more of my own tweets

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2. Start a Muslims against Muslims Kickstarter (501 (c) tax-deductible)

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1. Make America great again

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